Join Hands: The dumb. The blind. The stupid. The greedy.

A parade of women and a man showed up in this frigid town yesterday to testify in the kidnapping trial of the guy who sailed through life as Clark Rockefeller. They proved, beyond doubt, that intelligence exists in inverse proportion to the number of Benjamins waved under one's nose..

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Church of Scientology now banned from Wikipedia

For whatever their reason, wikipedia has now banned the Church of Scientology from making any 'entries' on wikipedia. How do you feel about it? Is this good news. or bad news on freedom pf speech..

Oh hell No! - U.S. Gov't owes record $63.8 Trillion

Taxpayers are on the hook for an extra $55,000 a household to cover rising federal commitments made just in the past year for retirement benefits..

BAD GM: shedding 21,000 more jobs, severing its relationship with 2,600 dealers

But there is GOOD News: The government's new road map for General Motors would briefly send it into bankruptcy, erase most of its debt and eventually have it emerge leaner and stronger - and almost three-quarters owned by the taxpayers...

Is that True? UFO Crashed Into Meteorite to Save Earth

Did a UFO deliberately crash into a meteor to save Earth 100 years ago? That's what one Russian scientist is claiming..

Foul Mouthed Susan Boyle: Singing Sensation Just Cursed out the Police

The Scottish singer was heard to roar: "How f***ing dare you! You can't f***ing talk to me like that."

RANTING Susan Boyle completely lost her cool with TWO four-letter outbursts in a day..

16 year old Miley Cyrus has some long legs

Miley Ray Cyrus(born Destiny Hope Cyrus on November 23, 1992)is an American singer, actress, and author. Cyrus is better known for starring as Miley Stewart/Hannah Montana in the Disney Channel series Hannah Montana.

Following the success of the show, in October 2006, a soundtrack CD was released in which she sang eight songs from the show. Cyrus' solo music career began with the release of her debut album, Meet Miley Cyrus on June 23, 2007. Her second album, Breakout, was released on July 22, 2008. Breakout is Cyrus' first album that does not involve the Hannah Montana franchise. Both albums debuted at #1 on the Billboard 200. In 2008 she released her Hannah Montana & Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert film.

She also starred in Bolt in 2008, and recorded "I Thought I Lost You" for the soundtrack for which she earned a Golden Globe nomination. She starred in the movie spin-off of Hannah Montana, titled Hannah Montana: The Movie which was released on April 10, 2009. In addition, she has recorded the main single, "The Climb", for the movie soundtrack. In 2008, Cyrus was listed in Time magazine's 100 Most Influential People in The World. Forbes magazine ranked her #35 on "The Celebrity 100" list with earnings of over US$25 million in 2008.

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Avril Lavigne busts out her Bikini top

She looked positively happy as she splashed in the surf, bursting out laughing as her bikini threatened to slip down..

Women love him: 'I like to look at pretty women, but I'd like that to be the beginning of a romance.."

He may be broadening his career Stateside, but it is good to see Russell Brand hasn't changed too drastically.

The comic, known for his prowess at charming women, was spotted shopping in Los Angeles with an attractive female companion by his side...

www.dailymail.co.uk

Millionaire total tumbles as credit crunch hits the wealthy

England: The number of millionaires in Britain has almost halved following the slump in property and share prices, a report has revealed..

www.dailymail.co.uk

Rush Limbaugh and the Phoney Soldiers Story

If you recall this story, here is a brief from our friends at wikipedia..

During the September 26, 2007 broadcast of Limbaugh's radio show, he used the term "phony soldiers", referring to a September 21 Associated Press story about individuals falsely claiming to be veterans in order to receive benefits.

A caller, saying he was currently serving in the Army and has been in 14 years, said, "They never talk to real soldiers. They like to pull these soldiers that come up out of the blue and spout to the media." Limbaugh interrupted, "The phony soldiers." The caller continued, "The phony soldiers. If you talk to a real soldier, they are proud to serve. They want to be over in Iraq. They understand their sacrifice, and they're willing to sacrifice for their country."

Several minutes later, after the caller had hung up, Limbaugh read from the AP story describing the story of Jesse Macbeth.

MacBeth joined the Army but did not complete basic training, yet claimed in alternative media interviews that he and his unit routinely committed war crimes in Iraq.

On June 7, 2007, Macbeth pleaded guilty to one count of making false statements to the U.S. Department of Veterans Affairs and was sentenced to five months in jail and three years probation.

Media Matters noted Limbaugh's use of the term "phony soldiers" in an article on their website. The article suggested that Limbaugh was saying that all soldiers who disagree with the Iraq War were "phony soldiers", and their article received substantial press coverage after it was discussed in speeches by Presidential candidates John Edwards and Chris Dodd.

Limbaugh said that, when he had made the comment about "phony soldiers", he had been speaking only of Macbeth and others like him who claim to be soldiers and are not, and that "Media Matters takes things out of context all the time".

When A-list actors beef up

LOOK ladies, it's beef Jake Gyllenhaal.

Just last year the hot actor played a scrawny journalist in movie Zodiac, and now he's gone all Brad Pitt in Troy on us..

www.thesun.co.uk

Did her boyfriend Kill her? 24 year old NYPD "CSI" Investigator murdered

24 year old Michelle Lee was found naked and had been tied to her bed, a knife jutted out of her neck. Her chest had been burned with an iron. Investigators would later say she was hit with a blunt instrument before she was stabbed..

Source: http://apnews.myway.com

Last week, Israel flattened a small outpost near the West Bank city of Ramallah

"We do not intend to build any new settlements, but it wouldn't be fair to ban construction to meet the needs of natural growth or for there to be an outright construction ban," Israeli Prime Minister, Benjamin Netanyahu

www.alertnet.org

Nuclear weapon simulator for several Major US cities

What are the Major Effects on citie's if under Nuclear Attack?

HYDESim: High-Yield Detonatonation Effects Simulator - Another Nuclear weapon simulator with a few more features based on the "The Effects of Nuclear Weapons", 3rd Edition, by Samuel Glasstone and Philip J. Dolan..


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Yes you can: Assisted Suicide. First women in WA allowed to take own life

The state of Washington has allowed it's first case of 'asissted' suicide'. A women dying of terminal cancer has been allowed to take a drug overdose, in order to take her own life..

Death Row's Billion-Dollar View

Death Row inmates in San Quentin, Calif., have a highly coveted view that the state and developers eye as opportunity.

It's a view shared with a tiny housing community whose main street shares an entrance to the famed prison. Stacey Delo reports..

http://online.wsj.com

TIOBE Programming Community Index for May 2009

The TIOBE Programming Community index gives an indication of the popularity of programming languages. PHP is almost at number 3 now and ColdFusion is at number 19 but is the fastest growing programming language..

www.dnzone.com

The Real Wizards of Tech - ITT's

The Indian Institutes of Technology (IITs), are a group of thirteen autonomous engineering and technology-oriented institutes of higher education established and declared as Institutes of National Importance by the Parliament of India. The IITs were created to train scientists and engineers, with the aim of developing a skilled workforce to support the economic and social development of India after independence in 1947. The students and alumni of IITs are colloquially referred to as IITians..

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FBI, and U.S.Marshals computers Hacked..

"At no time was data compromised,"

Law enforcement computers were struck by a Mystery computer virus Thursday, forcing the FBI and the U.S. Marshals to shut down part of their networks as a precaution..

www.breitbart.com

In-flight horror movie on jumbo. Leaking fuel....

LEAKING fuel streaks from the wing tank of a jumbo jet — in movie shot by a passenger..

www.thesun.co.uk

Swine Flu Outbreak May Be Subsiding, CDC Says

While many states are still reporting new cases of infection with the H1N1 swine flu virus, there seems to be an overall decline in visits to doctors and hospitals by people with the disease, indicating that the outbreak might be subsiding, a U.S. health official said Thursday..

http://news.yahoo.com

Bikini-clad Hayden Panettiere

The pint-sized blonde looked scorching in a tiny pink two-piece and sent temperatures soaring even higher by taking a shower on deck..

www.thesun.co.uk

Killer 35, asks for advice on how best to hang himself..

EVIL Ian Huntley is on 24-hour suicide watch..

Why we should show more LOVE to REDDIT..

Why show the Love? Because Reddit allows us to say what we want. No matter how 'brutal'. Its all about the 'discussion' we are allowed at Reddit. And thats important. Look at we we've learned form one another. And here's what 'wikipedia' has to say..

Reddit was founded by Steve Huffman and Alexis Ohanian in 2005, both 22-year-old graduates of the University of Virginia. It received its initial funding from Y Combinator. The team expanded to include Christopher Slowe and Aaron Swartz in 2005. Aaron Swartz joined in late January 2006 as part of the company's merger with Swartz's Infogami. The combined company was known as "not a bug." Condé Nast Publications, owner of Wired, acquired not a bug on October 31, 2006.

On June 18, 2008, Reddit became an open source project. With the exception of the anti-spam/cheating portions, all of the code and libraries written for Reddit became freely available on another website dubbed "Fixxit."

Reddit was named by Ohanian while browsing the University of Virginia's Alderman Library.It is short for "read it," and is generally pronounced in the past perfect tense, as in "I have read it."

Source: www.wikipedia.com

'I want happy ever after with Boyfriend': Kylie Minogue

For decades she has been unlucky in love but now that she is 40, Kylie Minogue may yet get the fairy-tale romance. The star, who has been dating Spanish boyfriend Andres Velencoso for seven months, has spoken publicly of her flourishing love affair.

‘It is all going well and I know I am very happy right now. I want the happy ever after ending..

www.dailymail.co.uk

FBI investigating death of University Mass student in India

Katherine Sherman, a junior from Chelmsford, was found dead in March, 2008 in a hut in Auroville, a township in southern India, where she was studying with Amherst-based Living Routes, which sends students to "eco-villages" around the world..

www.bostonherald.com

First Computer Ever: Scientists have finally demystified the incredible workings of a 2000-year-old astronomical calculator built by ancient Greeks...

"This device is just extraordinary, the only thing of its kind," said study leader Mike Edmunds of Cardiff University in the UK. "The design is beautiful, the astronomy is exactly right ...

www.metacafe.com

Samsung's First Android Phone Creeps Closer to Release

Oh yea! This is a great article from Gizmodo:

The Samsung i7500, the company's first Android handset, was recently approved by the FCC, which means we're that much closer to seeing the Android line fleshed out a bit..

www.gizmodo.com

Top 10 Sports Matches

Imagine if football was always this fun? On New Year's Day Boise State, a school many fans felt didn't deserve a Fiesta Bowl invite, used the old hook and ladder play to tie mighty Oklahoma, 35 all, at the end of regulation...

www.time.com

Hot Tech News - Zune HD to be bigger?

Much has been said about the Zune HD but we haven’t heard any official news about it. Some analysts are saying it might take on Google, Nintendo,..

http://techfever.net

Fla Deputies shoot and Kill 21 year old man who was about to slit ex-girlfriends Throat

Palm Beach County authorities say deputies shot and killed a Miami man just as he was about to slit his ex-girlfriend's throat.

The sheriff's office reports that 21-year-old Gleen Dean Gomez was pronounced dead at the scene, just after Friday morning's shooting..

www.foxnews.com

Michael Jackson, King Of Pop, has skin cancer

DEFIANT MICHAEL JACKSON is determined to make a full recovery after doctors assured him that his skin cancer is treatable...

www.thesun.co.uk

Starlet Jean Harlow, the man-eater who never wore underwear. Died at age 26.

The original 'blonde bombshell', with peroxide platinum locks and a sassy face that sent men wild and women racing to their hairstylist to copy her look, is barely remembered now. Not one of the three dozen films she starred in would figure in even the most arcane cinema buff's top 100 list..

www.dailymail.co.uk

Madonna to marry? Jesus Luz's father claims singer and model will..

Madonna and her toyboy lover Jesus Luz are set to tie the knot in a Kabbalah ceremony, according to the model's father.

Luiz Heitor Pinto da Luz said:'He is very happy and this ceremony would just confirm that.'

www.dailymail.co.uk

Millions in Stimulus Checks: For dead people?

This week, thousands of people are getting stimulus checks in the mail. The problem is that a lot of them are dead. A Long Island woman was shocked when she checked the mail and received a letter from the U.S. Treasury -- but it wasn't for her..

www.myfoxny.com

chimpanzee that mauled a woman had the anti-anxiety drug Xanax in its system

The 200-pound chimp, named Travis, attacked Stamford resident Charla Nash on Feb. 16. Nash lost her hands, nose, lips and eyelids in the attack. Doctors at Ohio's Cleveland Clinic say she is blind and faces two years of surgical procedures..

www.timesonline.co.uk

Priest In Racy Photos - I Had Sex With Her

The celebrity priest at the center of a storm sparked by photos of him in a romantic embrace with a woman on the sands of Miami Beach admits he's had sex with her..

www.cbsnews.com

Ciara's sexy duet with Timberlake

R&B diva Ciara returns with album number three and a very sexy duet with Justin Timberlake..

www.reuters.com

'I WILL get into a bikini again,' insists bloated yo-yo dieter Kirstie Alley

The last time she was on Oprah Winfrey's chatshow she wowed the guests with her slimmed down bikini body. Now, two years later, Kirstie Alley has returned - to talk about her weight gain.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Gay Wanda Sykes’ Gutless Performance

Sykes, for those who haven’t seen her stellar work in gems like CondomNation, Brother Bear 2, and Over the Hedge, is a militant lesbian with a grating voice and an obnoxious strut. She recently proclaimed during the California Prop. 8 debate that “Everybody that knows me personally, they know I’m gay … Now, I gotta get in their face. I’m proud to be a woman. I’m proud to be a black woman, and I’m proud to be gay.”

Stoning Islamic law of Iran

Convicted women are buried up to their chests in a pit, and men are buried up to their waists, while their hands are tied behind their backs. And they are struck with rocks until they die. It is a slow and painful death, because as the Islamic code prescribes the stones should not be so big to kill the concerned person with one or two stones..

www.iranian.ws

President Laughs at Wanda Sykes Joke About Rush Limbaugh: 'I Hope His Kidneys Fail'

"I think Rush Limbaugh was the 20th hijacker, but he was so strung out on Oxycontin he missed his flight."

Pregnant Heidi Klum renews her vows with Seal in 'white trash' wedding

When celebrities marry they usually spare no expense to make it the day of their dreams - think gold thrones, pink crystal carriages and helicopter rides.

Instead the dress was a nylon lace jumpsuit, the flowers were carnations, the preacher was an Elvis Presley lookalike and the destination was a marquee in the back yard - it was definitely a low budget event when Seal married Heidi Klum this afternoon..

www.dailymail.co.uk

Justin Timberlake -- Mother Lover

It's sick, it's twisted and flat-out wrong -- but this Mother's Day skit by Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg from last night's "SNL" is just too funny not to watch.

www.tmz.com

Miss California may lose crown: Failed to reveal that she had posed in her underwear as a teenager..

Keith Lewis and co-director Shanna Moakler have scheduled a live news conference for Monday morning in Beverly Hills to "make our case" for whether Prejean should remain in her role, Lewis told The Associated Press on Friday. He said he, Moakler and Prejean's representatives are close to a resolution on the issue..

www.sfgate.com

Suicidal man shot by police, deputies: "despondent, suicidal and wanted to die,"

The man, whose name has not yet been released, called the sheriff's office at around 5:45 p.m. and said he was "despondent, suicidal and wanted to die," said Jimmy Lee, a spokesman for the Sheriff's Office..

www.sfgate.com

Power Plates used by Madonna and Kylie shed weight 'faster than aerobics or swimming'

A vibrating exercise machine favored by Kylie and Madonna is better than aerobics or swimming at fighting the flab, a study has found.

Women who dieted and used a Power Plate three times a week lost almost twice as much weight as those who did more conventional exercise..

www.dailymail.co.uk

Amy Winehouse disastrous comeback

Amy Winehouse may wish to return to the stage, but it seems the world isn't quite ready for her yet. The troubled singer was apparently forced to abandon a comeback gig in St Lucia after torrential rain hit the island last night.

However onlookers claim the real reason Amy left the stage was because the audience booed her shambolic performance..

www.dailymail.co.uk

Oprah's KFC Catastrophe

Oprah Winfrey's decision to put her name on KFC's online coupon promotion turned quickly into a "PR nightmare," as described by QSRweb, which covers the quick-service restaurant industry.

The nightmare isn't, as you might think, due to Oprah's hypocrisy in lending her name to one of the worst chicken-abusers in the food business, but rather to the overwhelming response of consumers demanding their promised free food. Gawker spread a rumor that there were "riots" breaking out on Wednesday at a Midtown Manhattan KFC outlet.

www.reuter.com

Rihanna's nude photo scandal

A collection of six photos allegedly showing the singer in the nude have been leaked on the net. However, out of the batch, only two actually show her face.

The others show a woman's naked body, and backside, but her face is obscured from view.

One of the photos shows a message written on a mirror which appears to say 'I love you, Robyn. I miss you' - Robyn is Rihanna's legal first name..

www.thesun.co.uk

Meet The Sugarbabes

The Sugababes recently signed a contract with Jay-Z's US label Roc-A-Fella and are currently recording in Los Angeles..

www.dailymail.co.uk

Actress - I regret making my fitness DVD... being slim just wasn't me

Natalie Cassidy has admitted she regretted making her best-selling fitness DVD and the stress of the constant attention regarding her yo-yoing figure left her afraid to be seen eating in public..

www.dailymail.co.uk

Male Stripper, strip's it off for Simon Cowell

Conrad Brissett gets Amanda and her fellow females hot under the collar as he strips off to reveal the tightest of silver hotpants.

www.dailymail.co.uk

When do they sleep? Lindsay Lohan spends ANOTHER night rowing with ex-lover Sam Ronson

A screaming row was clearly audible outside at 4am, before the two apparently calmed down. Lindsay eventually left the house at 6am, with Ronson heading out not long afterwards.

The previous evening Lindsay had chased her ex-lover across LA before finally tracking her down at 2am and demanding a late-night discussion

www.thedailymail.co.uk

Bra peril for shot female cops

WOMEN cops have been told not to wear wired bras on duty — in case they are shot.

A Home Office memo warns that metal objects worn under protective armour can be driven into the body when an officer is hit..

www.thesun.co.uk

Gay 'Bruno"

OUTRAGEOUS comic SACHA BARON COHEN couldn’t sit down for THREE DAYS after a bid to bleach ALL his body hair went badly wrong.

The star came out in a burning rash after suffering a nasty allergic reaction to chemicals used in the process — and needed emergency treatment..

www.thesun.co.uk

rihannas wardrobe

RIHANNA'S wardrobe is bordering on dangerous as she spends time in New York.

The Bajan beauty showed off her cleavage in a tiny satin corset underneath a baby pink cardie during a shopping trip..

www.thesun.co.uk

The Queens Horse Failed a Drug Test

THE Queen suffered yet another blow last night after it was revealed one of her racehorses had failed a dope test..

www.thesun.co.uk

Eight Men in Global Pedophile Ring Guilty of 54 Crimes

The landmark case reportedly uncovered some of the worst child pornography that police experts had ever seen, the Daily Telegraph reported.

It also broke up Scotland's biggest pedophile ring, which was fronted by two community leaders — James Rennie, 38, the chief executive of LGBT Youth Scotland and a former secondary school teacher; and Neil Strachan, 41, reportedly a gay rights activist and and former secretary of the Celtic East Boys Club..

www.foxnews.com

GM to Build More Cars Overseas

The U.S. government is pouring billions into General Motors in hopes of reviving the domestic economy, but when the automaker completes its restructuring plan, many of the company's new jobs will be filled by workers overseas.

www.washingtonpost.com

Computer sold on eBay had details of top secret missile defense system

The disk also contained security policies, blueprints of facilities and personal information on employees including social security numbers, belonging to technology company Lockheed Martin - who designed and built the system..

www.dailymail.co.uk

HerPerfectBody

How can her body look that good? Former SPICE GIRL, Mel B.

arrested

16 year old homeschooled child arrested, held under 'patriot act'...

According to the United States government, the tenth-grade home-schooler is being held on a criminal complaint that he made a bomb threat from his home on the night of Feb. 15.

16 year old homeschooled child arrested, held under 'patriot act'...

According to the United States government, the tenth-grade home-schooler is being held on a criminal complaint that he made a bomb threat from his home on the night of Feb. 15.

The Perfect Blonde of your Dreams...

Victoria Silvstedt

Karen Victoria Silvstedt (born 19 September 1974, in Skellefteå, Sweden) is a Swedish model, a Playboy Playmate of the Year and an actress. She is also a radio and TV hostess, a published singer, and a former national-level skier in Sweden..

Source: www.wikipedia.com

"I want to sue the British home secretary for defamation for linking me up with murderers because of my opinions, my writings, my speaking.."

A US radio talk show host has threatened to sue Jacqui Smith for defamation after he was barred from entering the UK alongside Muslim extremists, a Ku Klux Klan member and a neo- Nazi..

www.politics.co.uk

And YOU get to pay for it - "Banks Need Billions More.."

Regulators have told Bank of America Corp it needs $34 billion of capital to withstand a deep economic downturn, an industry source familiar with results of a government stress test said late on Tuesday..

www.reuters.com