The Queens Horse Failed a Drug Test

THE Queen suffered yet another blow last night after it was revealed one of her racehorses had failed a dope test..

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SEX AT THE QUEEN'S CASTLE: Drunken couple stripped, and got down and nasty on the front yard at the Queen’s Windsor Castle..

An Eye witness said: “I expect when the woman woke up the next morning she died of shame. She’s a porn star now.”

The lovers WAVED to onlookers as they had sex for more than half an hour.


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